Happy Valentine's Day from Dexter's Mom and Dad!
First off: I love Dexter's Mom and I think she is as hot as they come, not just her looks, but also her meticulous attention to detail and she can open a can of whoop-ass along with a can of Boston Baked Bread : ) I really was dismayed to see her be used for misogynistic memes that are about keeping women in the kitchen. And this picture is my way of reclaiming her.
Okay so Dexter's Mom wears gloves right? And she hates bacteria and disease right? Well Dexter's Mom here believes in safe sex, complete with condoms (metaphorical gloves) and well literal gloves for hand jobs and all. Dexter's Dad will even tell you about his wife:
"My wife, the love of my life, Mother of my two children, and baker of my muffins has a motto: NO LOVE WITHOUT THE GLOVE"
Make good choices about sex!